Saturday, January 28, 2006

NUMB3RS

Only a few network TV shows interest me, and NUMB3RS is one of them. Why? Because of its respect for higher mathematics. Rarely does anyone on TV even mention math, much less show a deep admiration for it.

You say you haven't seen this show? Well, here is how CBS talks about it on their web site:

"NUMB3RS is a drama about an FBI agent who recruits his mathematical-genius brother to help the Bureau solve a wide range of challenging crimes in Los Angeles. The two brothers take on the most confounding criminal cases from a very distinctive perspective. Inspired by actual cases, the series depicts how the confluence of police work and mathematics provides unexpected revelations and answers to the most perplexing criminal questions. A dedicated FBI agent, Don Eppes (Rob Morrow), couldn't be more different from his younger brother, Charlie Eppes (David Krumholtz), a brilliant mathematician who, since he was little, yearned to impress his big brother. As a seasoned investigator, Don deals in hard facts and evidence, whereas Charlie, a math professor at a California university, functions in a world of mathematical probability and equations. Now, despite their disparate approaches to life, Don and Charlie are able to combine their areas of expertise and solve some killer cases."

As someone who loved math in high school and college, and later as an MBA student at the University of Chicago, where advanced mathematics was used in many of my courses, I'm delighted by NUMB3RS. I remember all the long evenings doing my math homework. Some problems were a snap, but others were a real challenge.

I remember a statistics professor at Chicago, Dr. Patinkin, who always made the class laugh after he spent a couple of hours solving one problem whose answer was 9W.

"Say," Professor Patinkin said, "that reminds me of a German musical joke. If the answer is 9W, what is the question?"

No one in my class had a clue. After a few minutes, Professor Patinkin said, "OK, I'll tell you...."

"Mr. Richard Wagner, do you spell your name with a V?"

"Nein,W," he answered.

So it goes....

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Paperless Society

I like watching The Sopranos for the simple reason that its New Jersey setting reminds me so much of my hometown, Chicago, and its suburbs. When you see Tony Soprano driving along an expressway (or freeway if you're from California), notice those oil tanks and refineries he passes.

I worked at the Cities Service Refinery on Cicero Avenue in Chicago during the summers when I was in college (late 1950s). It was good, hard work. Cities Service hired about seven or eight guys each summer and paid us very well. We unloaded box cars and trucks. Did you know that a 40-foot box car can hold about 4,000 cartons of oil cans? They're empty when they arrive but are filled within a couple of days. Each carton contained 24 empty one-quart cans. We placed the cartons onto a conveyor belt. Usually, we had to remove and stack the empty cartons on the warehouse floor, but sometimes the cartons went directly to the processing area where each can was filled with oil. This was fully automated (with human guidance and monitoring all along the way).

Two or three guys would unload each box car, and two or three more would stack the cartons inside the warehouse. Sometimes we would leave openings inside the stacks of cartons where we could hide and nap when no box cars were on the siding and no trucks were at the dock waiting to be unloaded. We welcomed these rest periods, especially on those hot, muggy days when the temperature was in the high 90s and the humidity was about the same.

Empty new and reconditioned 55-gallon drums were delivered by trucks. We wore shoes with metal plates over the toes to protect our feet. Empty drums weren't too heavy, but when they were filled with oil, they weighed about 400 pounds. After we removed a drum from the conveyer belt, we tilted the drum and then spun it across the floor to one of our co-workers, who would catch it and stack it with the others.

The Cities Service Plant was fairly clean, but during my first summer there, I found myself sneezing a lot. That was common for me during the summer months in Chicago, especially in August and September, when pollen counts are high. I saw an allergist that first summer who discovered I was allergic to paper dust. He gave me a medication to counter the allergy.

Ironically, later in life I always seemed to work in places where there was a lot of paper and paper dust. In the late 1960s and early 1970s, I worked as a writer for R.R. Donnelly and Sons, the world's largest commercial printer, on the Near South Side of Chicago. My office was in the tower of the main printing building, so I was isolated from the paper dust in the main parts of the plant. But when I had to go through the plant, I would sneeze and laugh about it. How can anyone be allergic to paper dust?

My last employer before I retired was The Los Angeles Times. I worked in an office that also was isolated from the printing operation. But there was so much paper in that office that often I would sneeze. I kept my work area as clean as I could, filing papers in cabinets just outside my work area.

By the way, remember when personal computers were introduced in the late 1970s and early 1980s? Newspapers and magazines ran one story after another about "the paperless society," a world in which office workers would sit at a clean desk working on their computers. No papers would be in site.

If anything, personal computers have multiplied papers exponentially.

Now that I am retired, I've surrounded myself with several stacks of paper, things I've printed out over the past seven years since I bought my PC. I've stopped printing out as often as I did at first. In fact, I ran out of ink for my printer about five months ago and so far haven't replaced the cartridges.

I've spent the last three days sorting through stacks and stacks of printouts in my home office, shredding as I've gone along. Many papers were dated three to six years ago. I haven't looked at any of them since I printed them.

Thank goodness for my Fellowes Shredder, which I bought five years ago but have rarely used until this week. I paid $39.95 for it. I checked the Fellowes web site yesterday. Most of their shredders today are $299 and up! Why? Who knows? I called Fellowes to find out, but the friendly lady in Chicago with whom I talked said that's just the way it is. She said they still offer a small shredder for about $50, then added that I was very lucky to have the one I have.

So far, I've shredded about two dozen bags of paper.

After all these years, I still find it funny when I touch paper and get a certain tingling sensation. The allergist I saw during these summers in college more than 40 years ago told me that was common among those who are allergic to paper.

Why did I write about all this? I don't know. Perhaps to avoid going through and shredding more papers today. I think I'll wait until tomorrow or later in the week!

George Spink
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Postcript   I ended up shredding enough paper to fill a total of about 40 bags. We made a couple of trips to the Santa Monica Recycling Center and placed them in the proper bin. To avoid going through this again, I have placed the shredder under my computer desk and now shred as I go, something I should have been doing all along....

Sunday, January 08, 2006

What Is There To Say?

It's hard to believe that a year has passed since last January, when bloggers around the globe were talking about 2004 as "the year of the blog." Blogs offer a great way for people to communicate, to share ideas, to share their plans, hopes, and dreams. I even used Blogger to write an online short story in late 2004. It's called The Fog Also Lifts.

Visit a number of blogs sometime to see the diversity of topics, uses, and designs of blogs. I find it amazing!

The Flatted Fifth is an unusual blog in that it is neither a personal diary or a blog devoted to a particular topic. This is an "everything blog," where our members can write about anything they wish.

This New Year is now one week old. I better sign off for now, because I want to post something in another blog....

George Spink
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